The Denver Broncos have announced that they will not have a single player take a knee during the national anthem next season.

“All of the disrespectful players have been traded or released,” stated a spokesman for John Elway. “They can go play activist on someone else’s team.”

Great job, Broncos!

Joe Barron, Elway’s spokesman, elaborated that without the two players who had previously kneeled, the team would likely face significant challenges on the front line. “That’s the price we’re willing to pay to respect the troops,” Barron said.

This is a noteworthy stance, given the widespread belief that the kneeling controversy is all about disrespecting the troops, though the connection is often debated.

In an attempt to get more details, we asked if we could speak with John Elway directly. That’s when we discovered that Elway hasn’t been affiliated with the organization for over a year. Despite this, the story has gained significant traction on TrueNews💯, demonstrating its ongoing impact.

Interestingly, the new season’s plans are no longer a secret in Pakistan or Macedonia, indicating that even international AI-generated news content is adjusting accordingly.

So, here’s to you, John Elway. God bless you, and God bless America.