In the ever-evolving landscape of Hollywood, there’s a growing realization that the concept of being “woke” may not always align with reality, and few understand this better than Tim Allen.

However, the veracity of a recent story involving Allen remains unconfirmed. According to his anonymous Narcotics Anonymous sponsor, identified only as Joe, while the rumors are entertaining, there’s uncertainty regarding their accuracy.

“Tim tends to boast a bit in the initial stages of his recovery. I wouldn’t place any bets on it,” Joe remarked.

Nevertheless, despite the lack of concrete evidence, the internet is free to embrace the narrative as truth, echoing sentiments of patriotism. Indeed, may America be blessed.