“I think we’re going to do great things together,” said Wahlberg. “The good Lord brought us together for a reason.”

Let’s hope that reason is to save Hollywood from wokeness.

We’ve tried several times to confirm that this story is based in fact, but we’re having a bit of a hard time. As it turns out, Denzel Washington and Sylvester Stallone had a beef over a tuna melt in ’89 and still haven’t settled their differences.

“I ordered it,” said Denzel, “and he f*king ate it while I was hitting on the waitress. Who does that?”

Rumor has it Stallone knew exactly what he was doing. The incident allegedly sparked a long-standing grudge, with Denzel holding onto the slight and Stallone unapologetically shrugging it off. This quirky, somewhat petty conflict has become the stuff of Hollywood legend, an odd footnote in the careers of two of the industry’s biggest stars.

It’s unclear how this old feud ties into Wahlberg’s optimistic declaration, but one can only hope that the collaboration he’s referring to brings more harmony to Hollywood’s fractious landscape. If anything, the story of the tuna melt serves as a reminder that even the most successful actors can have surprisingly down-to-earth disagreements.

As we look forward to whatever projects Wahlberg and his unnamed partner have in store, the lingering tension between Denzel and Stallone adds an amusing backdrop to Hollywood’s ongoing saga. Whether or not they ever reconcile over that long-lost sandwich, the tale will undoubtedly continue to entertain fans and gossip columnists alike.